sell-out

That’s me! I completely and utterly sluttily gave up information (obvious, but verified) to a gossip-razzi site last week, for MONEY. It was a truly surreal experience, but the person harvesting my knowledge was actually really cool, and happened to share my politics. I have more to tell them on the subject, too. Never underestimate [...]

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time to Hug It Out, bitch

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Fifth grade.

You know what I hate? I hate FUCKING ASSHOLES.
I also hate people who can’t decide on their own opinion until some other asshole decides for them. GROW YOUR OWN BALLS.
KEEP PLAYING THE GAME, BITCH.
UPDATE: that’s right, mega-asshole, I’m talking to you. Stop the FUCKKKKKKING discrimination. I know it’s making you feel a teeny bit better [...]

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fresh wounds. scars.

What’s new. Of course no response. You see, I’m not something.
(throughout this post, we’ll repeat this mantra: “ugh-she’s crazy. she’s nuts.” it’s a tiny tribute to the awareness of your thoughts).
It is now 9/12. I gave it a day of respect. I gave it a day of remembering the Important and Serious things.
I spoke from my heart, [...]

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another day, another plant

-at least I’m guessing it is a plant.  After all, Obama’s developed quite a green thumb lately. Inspired by Patterico and his excellent-as-always investigations, I’m now even more skeptical (is that possible?) of every instance of Obama Amateur Theater.
At today’s health care town hall held in Grand Junction, Colorado, it was an expectedly warmer audience than yesterday’s [...]

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Meggie’s followers speak!

or, Meghan “I have more followers than you” McCain learns that quantity does not equal quality.
first, IKNOWIKNOWIKNOWIKNOW I need a new topic. It will happen someday soon, after someone answers this question (and then we’ll get to the comedy):
do you remember this, by chance?

Okay. Let’s forget how rude, classless and catty that was of Princess [...]

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Somebody’s jeallie of Annie!!!

Oh Meggersssss. Why do you make it so easy?
She’s so FAMOUS now, people are recognizing Meghan McCain all over.
 
 
Classy girl! You tell em’! We need awsumhott hotties like you in the GOP! You do it with such style, and grace, and, uh:
 
Not so fast there darlin’! Don’t you see just how much you and Ann Coulter have in [...]

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2016: Battle of the Mormons?

 
I hope so.
I don’t see it as entirely impossible. In my fantasy (successful) America, Mitt Romney will be President in 2012.
Even if you’re not a Romney fan, you have to admit it is a possibility that he will be needed, wanted, and elected in four years after the disaster BHO is so generously bestowing upon [...]

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Glenn Beck isn’t crazy, you are.

 
Of course it had to happen. He couldn’t always be my own personal pseudo-obscure funny radio guy. Even when he was on Headline News and before, say, the release of An Inconvenient Book, I could mention his name in mixed company with little or no reaction. Then the Fox News debut. Suddenly everyone knows my beloved Glennie.
Knows him, [...]

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finally: The Allahpundit Scale

 
Nothing has fascinated Allah lately (at least since Lady Gaga) more than a Mr. Arthur Kade. If you don’t happen to already know his magic, take a few days and follow The Journey, and you will be set.  Allah has even seemed to adopt some of Kade’s standards in the past few weeks, which is [...]

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